rotgutd:

odetsleep:

so i have to write like a five page essay analyzing a passage from brave new world talking about all this stuff n its due friday n im starting it now i suck so bad

stay strong we in dis brave new world togetha 

shit dude, i only have the thesis

"I am happy. I think I really am. But then I get sad. And sometimes it overwhelms me how sad I can get."
— Maria Joana (via barbieandken)

(Source: overwhelmedmary)

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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itraseras:

msdisneyprincess:

Bless the Sultan

The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.

(Source: fydisneymisfits)

(Source: yzmas)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast